dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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heatheerly:

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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glamourweaver:

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.

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radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

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charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

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