December 2010
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Just Sayin': Black Swan is Really Center Stage 2
I’d been looking forward to the release of Black Swan like children look forward to Santa shimmying down the chimney on Christmas Eve. Long story short: I couldn’t wait to see Darren Aronofsky’s latest, a melodrama of balletic proportions, and finally managed to do so this week. After his 2008 bare bones Mickey Rourke comeback vehicle The Wrestler, I was certainly looking...
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Dear Bitches: Survey Says! Men are Douchebags
Dear Bitches,
Can I pick a bone here? I’m not sure if it’s still around but I’ve been told it’s a classic staple. What’s going on with the ladies and this “boyfriend” look? I want to look at a cute ‘lil lady, not some hambone, blazer-wearing mook. Do I have some beef here?
Sincerely,
Give Me Back My Blazer, Bitch! Dear GIVE,
How about I give...
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What Had Happened Was... Tron: Legacy
see, what had happened was…this really hot dude realizes his dad, who went missing like in the 80s, was all trapped up in this cyber world he created that turned all evil on him when his digital twin tried to Cane up his Abel and make the internets all perfect and shit. so, hot dude gets “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” into the cyber world and the digital twin makes hot dude...
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What Had Happened Was... Burlesque
see, what had happened was…Christina Aguilera works in a bar, IN IOWA, only she’s not dirrty Xtina, she’s more like genie in a bottle Christina and she tells her boss ‘hey man i needs that cash money you owe me’ and he’s all ‘blurggity blurg blurg’ and she’s all i’m gonna sing now while the credits roll so everyone in the audience knows...
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“(267): I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight. #TFLN”
– www.textsfromlastnight.com
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Dear Bitches: Don't Hate, Hibernate
Dear Bitches,
I’m slowly settling in to my homebody phase of my life. All I wanna do is maintain my dwelling, put on TV pants and get cozy with the Roku. I used to want to go out and drink, dance, and eat; and Philadelphia has so much to offer. What’s up with me? What have I become???
Lost In Sofa-station.
Dear LOST,
I believe I’ll let the internet take this one:
Look,...
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